(Source: yousexybeastharry, via sassmasta-boobear)
(Source: sweet-is-evil, via killthelightts)
One Direction all trying to fit into the same pair of underwear.
Niall sounds like he’s in so much pain lmao
(via andrew-warhola)
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
(Source: chekhov, via christinaa-)
I didn’t watch American Idol but I just found out Colton was voted off…..
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AMERICA.
YOU LET COLTON GO BUT YOU LET FUCKING JOSHUA STAY.
DFSJBFDJGDFHGJDFBGCK fuckin American.
motherfuckers just had to use their save for Jessica last week…
louis and liam talk about their sex lives and their…penises…
holy fuck they’re not circumcised
can i move to Australia..everyone seems so fun here
(Source: louisbitchlinson)
- When I first found out about One Direction: shit how do I tell who's who?
- Me now: yeah that's him I can tell by the way he's breathing.
wait what omg hahahahaha
(via zapniall)
delete all embarrassing photo’s before hand because we will find them:
And we will make funny captions of them:
lol I won’t get far enough for people to even do this, but I’m still glad I don’t have any pictures even close to being as terrible as these dorks.
(Source: louisthrustingskills, via sassmasta-boobear)
Niall asked a secret about each of the boys [x]
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